Our vocation is one that is shared with the entire order of genderqueer clown nuns, known as The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, and that is to promulgate universal joy and expiate stigmatic guilt. The Kentucky Fried Sisters (KFS) learned early on that the community that needed us the most is not necessarily in the local club attending a drag event, but rather out on the streets (and sometimes in the sheets). Our divine ministry is to reach the periphery of the queer community where we can make a meaningful difference. We are here to embrace and love the sex worker. We are here to advocate for families. We are here to educate the uninformed and inspire those left indifferent. We are here to defy and resist oppression and bigotry in our community. In The KFS we do not wear masks and this is not just clown white on our faces. In The Kentucky Fried Sisters: Convent of the Thoroughly Bred and Breaded what we smear and beat into our faces is our war paint!